A good few years back I began my quest to understand the modern day freshie, a endearing term used to describe a individual from the mother countries. Usually this person will speak in a swanky english, use a lot of hand gestures and wear sandals, even in the snow. What we have above is a deconstruction of a group of freshies minding their business sitting in a park bench. Rather than looking troublesome like a group of scummy chavs, these lads look rather...intellectual, infact id put good money on one of these brothers having a microsoft certification of some sort. See, I kinda like freshies, there's a lot to learn from them, this group for instance no doubt are childhood friends, all must go watch bollywood flicks together, when out chursping 'the leader' of the pack surely is the one who gets shot of the main cock-blocker, whilst 'the joker' keeps everyone entertained. Like a well oiled machine these brothers work hand in hand, theres a real closeness between them. Theres a freshie in every single one of us, lets bring it out.
2 comments:
Theres definitely something that can be learned in the presence of these guys thats for sure. But I think they need to add a more fashionable lad to the group, then they really have it all going for them!
These might be a interesting bunch of dudes, but they are certainly way up there in the Nerd department...aha
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