So India does one over Pakistan...again. The pressure on the Indian's to beat Pakistan in India must have been huge, well done to the chaps. Plaudits aside, lets talk about the unwritten rules when it comes to the most anticipated cricketing match in the world.
- display your real distant for your pakistani/indian friends by overtly exerting your newly found patriotic optimism via facebook/twitter/ and text messaging. Ensure you use the words 'balle balle' if your indian, or 'boom boom' if your pakistani.
- during the game dont even pretend that youd want the winner of the match be it not ur team to win the tournament, because you dont. You want their next opponents of your rival to crush them, and crush them hard.
- if your dating a person of the opposite team's nationality do send them regular updates reminding them that your winning, because remember this will ensure your love will last and those social conditions that have been placed on your relationship will be evaporated by these continuous digs.
- do pretend that you understand what actually happend during the partition and let it be known that this game will go a long way to help build bridges between the countries.
- if your team wins, call the boys, get the cars rented, burn the latest Imran khan tracks and burn some rubber in Southall or Ealing.
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