Personal Skype Entertainer

So a close friend of mine has recently been mulling over the idea of launching a website where folks can sell themselves as Entertainers and use Skype to contact people and bring some fun into peoples lifes.

We decided to act out the recruitment process.

Hitman:I am afraid to inform you that you have not been chosen as the Personal Skype Entertainer for our company. We wish you all the luck and sucess in your future role.

Me: I am writing to express my utter disbelief that you have not considered me for you role as Personal Skype Entertainer. I feel I have all the skills required to be a success at this role, and have been left with no other choice than to take this matter to my solicitor. See you in court

Hitman: i sincerely hope that this matter will not be escalated to a court case. The reasons behind your rejection from our selection process were the excessive demands that you were making in relation the the benefits offered with the position. In light of the credit crunch, there benefits are not available. We hope you understand our plight.

Me: I dont believe my demands were substantial, infact I firmly believe that I was within my rights to demand 'groupies' as part of the benefits package. At present I am in deep negociatings with my solisitor, and we shall be presenting our case to the European high tribuinal. I feel I have been treated injustly. If we can arrange a out of courts sentiment then I am willing to drop the case.

Hitman: Seeing as though our company has not even formed yet...i believe you deep negociations will all be in vein. We have no money, we have no 'groopies' ...all that we have so far are some ideas in a pipeline. My lawyers are currently working on the Dwain Chambers case and will be available to talk from tomorow. We will be in touch.

Anyone want to be a Skype Entertainer?