Blanket coverage

So a pal of mine was late, leaving me stranded with nothing better to do than read the news paper that gets aggressively slung in your direction as you enter the tube station. Skimming through the pages, I come to the part where people leave messages to ones that have caught their attention, and due to approach anxiety they found themselves dwelling on what could have been. Recently I have observed there has been an increasing amount of messages left for Asian (Indian/Pakistani) girls.

‘To the pretty Indian girl with got on at waterloo you were reading blah blah’.

Asian girls are notoriously difficult to approach so I can share the apprehension of these loveless souls, …but, wouldn’t it be a fantastic idea if one was to do a ‘blanket coverage’ and submit a rather vague yet picture perfect image of someone and get inundated with replies from a bevy of brown beauties?

‘You were Indian/Pakistani girl, lovely eyes, long dead straight dark hair, very cute, with black, almost funeral like, clothes on and you were reading, I was the guy at the other end of the train who wished he asked you out. Get in touch x’

Thank me later fellas.